Child: "Mom, can we get a dog."
Me: "No, I don't think so."
Child: Why not?
Me: "I had a bad experience." (see Italian Job for proper influctions in voice)
Sunday, January 11, 2009
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We're getting Married!
"I improvise! Adjust your life accordingly."
April 3, 2009
We're getting Married!
About Me
- Kaylinn
- He works for Disney; She teaches 10th graders; He likes ESPN; She likes reality TV; He loves whole foods; She loves sugar; They fell in love and got married. It just doesn't get any better than that!
I should needlepoint that on a Pillow
"I love you" -Mark Morrell
"Luck favors the prepared" -Edna Mode
"Life, lived properly, is romantic" -Ryan Sutter
"If I'm going to get cheap stuff, I want quailty cheep stuff" -Lauren Kammeyer
"That's the last thing we need; a voice of reason!" -Rick Gigger
"Just take her and kiss her....kiss the crap out of her!" -She's the Man
I could do hot in my sleep! I could do Hot in Scrubs. I'm a Hot Hot person!" ~Christina Yang
"Women don't want to hear a man's opinion. They want to hear their opinion in a deeper voice" -Bill Cosby
"Is this a JokeLand" ~Sarah Kenecht
"So...Did you eat any strawberries today?" --Derek Allen
"This is Disney World; its Magical. I can make up Magical words if I want to." ~Disney Cast Member
"You must stop thinking about what you think you've lost!" ~Mama Medea
"Some people live a life of glamor and don't even know it." ~K. Wright
"Life rewards Action" ~Sarah Krause
"Fared Bad! Fared Bad!" ~Dallas Pierce
"Luck favors the prepared" -Edna Mode
"Life, lived properly, is romantic" -Ryan Sutter
"If I'm going to get cheap stuff, I want quailty cheep stuff" -Lauren Kammeyer
"That's the last thing we need; a voice of reason!" -Rick Gigger
"Just take her and kiss her....kiss the crap out of her!" -She's the Man
I could do hot in my sleep! I could do Hot in Scrubs. I'm a Hot Hot person!" ~Christina Yang
"Women don't want to hear a man's opinion. They want to hear their opinion in a deeper voice" -Bill Cosby
"Is this a JokeLand" ~Sarah Kenecht
"So...Did you eat any strawberries today?" --Derek Allen
"This is Disney World; its Magical. I can make up Magical words if I want to." ~Disney Cast Member
"You must stop thinking about what you think you've lost!" ~Mama Medea
"Some people live a life of glamor and don't even know it." ~K. Wright
"Life rewards Action" ~Sarah Krause
"Fared Bad! Fared Bad!" ~Dallas Pierce
Clayton-ites
- Angela and David
- Ashley Lamb
- Brad and Janae
- Brandon and Kacey
- Bubba and Jordan
- Christina and Jefferson
- Dan and Christy
- Diana and Ryan
- Francesca and Daniel
- Hillary and Brandon
- Jaclyn
- Jordan and Cassie
- Josh and Rose
- Juliann and Brett
- Katie and Braden
- Kyle and Alyssa
- Lindsay and Keith
- Michele and Chris
- Michelle and John
Good Friends
Music to my Life
6 comments:
Hahahaha! I am DYING reading this post. :) You know how much I love dogs (cough, cough)... Yeah, about as much as I love traffic jams. :)
hahahah oh my gosh! that was the greatest thing ever!
Child: "But Mom! Why?"
Mom: "Like i said, I HAD A BAD EXPERIENCE!"
Child: "But Mom, I already had a name picked out for it?"
Mom: "Really, what was that?"
Child: "Taffy! Isn't that cute?"
(Mom instinctively throws up all over from the ensuing memories)
Child: "Oh wow, ok. I get it, you had a bad experience."
;) Love you babe!
hahaha. i'm dying. love it.
This was a great post I laughed so much
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