THE SANDLOTPorter: This pop isn't working, Benny. I'm roasting like a toasted
cheeser! It's so hot here!
Squints: It's 800 degrees out there. You can't play baseball. - You have to call it
for the day.Timmy: You gotta listen to him, Benny.
Benny: Vote then. Anybody who wants to be... a "can't hack it" panty waist... who wears their mama's bra, raise your hand.
[ Chattering In Agreement ]- Yeah, I can handle that.
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CURRENT WEEKLY FORECAST: Please remember this is the first week of school!!! Holy
blazings.Thursday: High: 106° -- feels like 107°
(as a side note...cancer cells die at 104 and the human body cannot survive past 107~which means that the asphault could kill a human~which means school should be cancelled)
Friday: High: 102°
Friday: High: 102°
(i'm calling in sick)
Saturday: High: 103°
Sunday: High: 103°
3 comments:
Oh may land. School should be canceled every day in Arizona. I just drove home from texas to gilbert without A/C. I think as I walk by every car, I can see the plastic melting off the steering wheel. I'm sorry you have to live through that.
By the way, I still can't beleive you took that phrase from trent "...And Such is Life..."
I know the feeling quite well. I practically (okay, I did) cry in my car today driving around. Do you remember my old Honda? Well, she's still kickin' but the AC isn't.
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